Below are the 19 most recent journal entries recorded in dudewitskills' LiveJournal:

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
6:36 pm	Happy VD Happy valentines to everybody who enjoys it. Current Music: oevrburdened (Comment on this)
Monday, February 13th, 2006
7:10 pm	Sorry i haven't been doing many entries.What has it been once a month if even that? I've just been really busy.There hasn't been much going on though. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 7th, 2006
4:04 am	Funerals blow I got back from wisconson yesterday at 3:00.Grandpa winkler died Jan. 30,2006.His funeral was on February 4,2006. It was a sad funeral,but he was a good age(80).Half of my family and 2/3 of wisconson was there for it. He was a great man.served in the miltary at the ages of 18-?(i dont know all of the details) He even had a 21 gun salute.(i dont know if everyone has that or just people in the military)And they played TAPS(or something like that.) When i was there looking at him,it made me think. Current Music: When i'm gone-eminem (Comment on this)
Friday, December 16th, 2005
9:55 pm	problems on compy. hey,alot of the nameless responses are mine.when i log on it doesnt stay on. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
7:25 pm	this is crap My Dad told me on monday morning that he was gonna try to get full custody of us.How much shit is this? He says my mom is lazy and takes bad care of us.BULL SHIT!He is the one who gets angry and out of hand over stupid crap. Changing subjects,I had my first real match yesterday.I lost.Oh well,I am a beginner and will get better eventually(I hope). (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 18th, 2005
6:19 pm	Somethin a little funny. Does masturbation cause stuttering,blindness,or hairy palms? as a young boy you get bombarded by the fear that masturbation can cause stuttering,blindness,and hairy palms. Even if you escape these maladies you can still be left feeling like a degenerate if you engage in self-love too often.Fear no more. in the article "ejaculation frequency and prostate cancer" it says that whacking off may be good for you.it also says that the group with an ejaculation frequency of 21 times or more a month have a lesser chance of getting prostate cancer. i got on for the ladies too.but it might have to wait. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 29th, 2005
7:47 pm	One who brings such destruction.... such rebellion.... such pain.... How does one being do such things? It feels as if it were a agonizing nightmare. Although it may feel a dream, it is as real as the air we breathe..... "HE"(if you could consider it to be a "he" anymore.) really did slaughter all of those people."HE" did, indeed, go crazy."HE" possesed a strange gift of leadership.They never questioned him, or even spent one thought on the fact that what he was doing was wrong.His people obeyed, with a firm belief of him in their eyes.It is almost as if the masses had no choice but to follow his "rule". THE RISING I dont like that title very much,but it's all i got right this moment. Current Mood: satisfied Current Music: Deify- disturbed (Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 28th, 2005
8:31 pm	I bought the new disturbed CD,and it's kick ass. School totally blows,my parents are freakin' tightwads to the max,and my ltittle(fag) brother is a nosy little hell hound. But all in all,things ain't horribly bad. Does it seem odd that the only classes that i'm failing have teachers that are too fat and lazy to get up and teach? Also, go out and buy TEN THOUSAND FISTS.listen to tracks 1 and 4.(The best) Current Mood: moods are a myth Current Music: Ten thousand fists-DISTURBED (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 22nd, 2005
5:33 pm	I'm starting a weekly quiz.just for the fun of it. 1.sex or money? 2.death or bulla bulla? 3.would you rather be a dog or cat? 4.fish stick or mashed 'taters? Current Mood: toasty Current Music: genius in france (Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 21st, 2005
7:15 pm	Life is going great. i dont get much better than this. I'm also starting a new story.Looking back,I don't like my other one much any more. It's retarded,but this one is way better (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 13th, 2005
9:39 pm	GOD I AM SO BORED!!!!! so i have to add another entry. I couldn't type if my life depended on it when it comes to this stupid computer.i had to correct my sentences a whole friggin bunch.being bored is boring(though that's a little redundant). (1 Comment |Comment on this)
9:15 pm	I finally get to do something.I got my physical today (*shivers*) and im joining the wrestlin' team.Also,my parents put adams in day care so i could do it.SWEET. a few of my favorite sayings: "two wrongs don't make a right,but three rights make a left" "Fuckin' Chuck Norris" "Private property.trespassers will be shot.Survivors will be shot again" Current Mood: Wow maaaaan Current Music: I just don't give a (Comment on this)
Monday, September 12th, 2005
9:15 pm	My mind is like the gods,mysterious and great. The only difference is that I do not control my fate. Foggy and clouded my thoughts,on occasion, are, As if my common sense were gone to a place afar. I only want to feel the love that once knew, but I cannot show what my mind sees when I think of you. I live my life as anyone would,knowing that all is real. knowing that only in my dreams,I can share the love I feel. Current Mood: something Current Music: crossfade-cold (Comment on this)
9:02 pm	sorry hey erika,sorry i was being such a butt hole.i was pissed off. Current Mood: stupid Current Music: crossfade-no giving up now (Comment on this)
Friday, September 9th, 2005
3:52 pm	a funny little joke. There were these three guys that got stranded on an island.A large tribe found them,thought they were ivaders,and took them prisoner.The tribesmen tied their arms to a wooden post. The tribe leader walked up to the first guy and said "death or bulla bulla". the guy said "I dont wanna die so ill go with bulla bulla",so they all butt raped him and then let him go.The second guy said "i dont wanna get raped but i gotta if i wanna live,so ill go with bulla bulla" They butt raped him and then let him go.The third guy was freaking out and said "theres no way that you're gonna rape me!I choose death!" The tribe leader smiles and says "DEATH.........BY BULLA BULLA!" Current Mood: amused Current Music: dead skin-crossfade (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 7th, 2005
9:09 pm	Funny thing. I think it's a little odd.When im bored and get peoples AIM names from this and talk to them,they think im so cool.and my friends that i know personally think im not all that great.am i really that different? thats something new,eh? have fun with this one (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 11th, 2005
9:10 pm	My new story Prologue For the longest time,the the demonic spirits have waged war with the protectors of the godly realm.Or what you prefer to call "angels".But in all the years of war and choas,there was a time when the war went to its worst.The reason none of you knew about this "war" is because it was fought spiritually because angels didnt want to bring the choas to Earth.But when the demons were starting to weaken the gaurdians,they turned on eatch other and fought for they power.So the lord of demons retreated to his realm,put the power in a crystal formation,and then hid it on earth.Then the demons split into factions and looked for it.Power hungry,they started destroying each other and the earth.So the gaurdians had no choice but to bring the war to earth.It was a battle so great and so terrible,that the world itself was reset afterward. Unfortunately the only thing that was unforseen after the gaurdians had won,was that one demon slipped through the cracks and kept looking for the crystal.Hewas well hidden on the Earth.so the gaurdians never noticed and assumed that they had ended the demons lust for power.But they didn't.The demon had been reborn as a snake who decieved a human to defy the holy king.I would know.It was me..... So? What did ya think? Current Mood: creative Current Music: one winged angel (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 8th, 2005
6:59 pm	Yay, school is tommorrow. i finally get to high school i get to see all of my friends again.Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Current Mood: excited Current Music: Godsmack-facleess (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 7th, 2005
11:00 pm	hah.i never would have guessed.its a small world after all.Jill is one of erika's friends.im still crackin' up about how i found out. this is my new name. Current Mood: amused Current Music: simple and clean (4 Comments |Comment on this)